Bran Stark by CranioDsgn
“I think my ultimate motivator, driving force in life probably, is humor. I think that finding humor in any given situation gives me confidence because it always kind of makes you look at the silver lining in things.”
In case you ever need to brighten your day: Best of Olivia Wilde's Twitter
Is it wrong that the only time I've been in the gym in the last month is to buy peanut butter smoothies? I try my best to lunge in and out.
A mosquito just bit my ass so hard it almost felt good. Except now I can't sit down without a hemroid pillow. #thanksmaryland
Wait I forgot - running smack into a blind man while texting - good luck or bad luck?
Auto-correct strikes again. My phone turns "fed" into "F'ed" which is awkward when telling my roommate I gave the dog his food.
Woot woot! Teen Choice Awards Nomination whaaaat? So awesome. Thank you guys very much. I'm glad teens like Dr. shows and not just porn.
I know I'm in New York when I find myself at Sing Sing at 3am karaoke-ing my balls off with a bunch of beautiful strangers... and pizza.
In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
AAND my favorite:
Glad the rapture didn't happen since I just got waxed.
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